How do you say *** cars nicely?

I'm writing a student advertisement for the magazine. I want the concept to reflect "fuck cars" basically. But of course that doesn't work. From a cruiser fan standpoint what should I say for my tagline? It's one short line that goes under the logo that sums up the campaign. How do you feel about cars? You'd never go back right?

Here's an example headline from the campaign.
"No conversations about what's under the hood cause you beat the hell out of what's under the hood."

Any ideas?  

A historical item may help

A Car is a horseless carriage
A Motorycle is a horseless horse.

Widely used, and often recognized, but, it captures the difference.

Let us know what you come up with. If it pays, I expect a cut (or at least a cameo).